Chris Brown Feat Busta Rhymes and Lil Wayne-Look at me Now

Settle in folks, and slow down your brain's rate of hearing words because fast rap is back.

Let me put it to you this way: in this scenario Busta Rhymes is the Four Hoursemen and Fast Rap will be playing the part of the Apocalypse. What I'm trying to say is in a perfect world, the end of the world would be ushered in with Busta Rhymes saying words outrageously fast while on a fire chariot being pulled by this car

But I'm getting ahead of myself....let's not forget about the song.

I know with a lot of these reviews I post the video of the song, and if you are anything like me you haven't watched a single one. This one is different. It's like that girl you'll go out of your way to make reservations for at a nice restaurant, and call the day of to make sure that nothing happened to the reservations. Then right before you leave your house for the date you question if you should comb your hair a certain way. This song is SPECIAL is what I'm trying to say.

Chris Brown. I am impressed. I checked several sources to confirm that he did the rapping on the first verse. (googled it then ask.com'ed it)

she accidentally slip fall on my dick

ooops, I said on my dickI aint really mean to say on my d-ck
but since we talking about my dick
all of you haters say hi to it

My first thought is, how practical is it that someone would slip and fall on a dick? I mean, many things have to happen for that to actual result in what he is inferring (a spontaneous sexual act). Both people have to be naked, for starters. A lot of other things, such as arousal and the position in which the guy is sitting. But this is all a brilliant set up for him to tell all of the haters to say "hi" to his dick. You know how a friend will pull a fast one on you and you say, "I walked right into that!" That's what we are all saying about walking right into having to say "Hi" to Chris Brown's dick.

Then Busta's Verse comes up. Even on the page where I looked up the lyrics it said "I tried my best with getting all Busta's lines down" It doesn't matter what he says, because honestly unless you're following along with the lyrics (which is still difficult) you wouldn't know what he was saying anyway. There is one point in the song where he is going so fast I think he is doing the vocal equivalent to a strobe light.

Now if you read the lyrics you'll find they are very simple, and tasteful. You just feel impressed and refreshed after hearing it. It kind of reminds me of the feeling I get after I walk into an ikea show room. I can't figure out how they did it, but it seems so effortless in the same respect.

Then Lil' Wayne comes in. I know that he can fast rap, but listening to him on this track was like I had been married to him for 10 years and then all of a sudden he I find out he likes to dance by him busting loose on the dance floor while we're out on one of our "boring" nights. Then I blush and say "oh my" under my breath.

I'm really not going to break down all of his lines, because they're all perfect. I felt really connected to him

in this one line,"dress like a skater, got a big house, came with a elevator"

When I was in 8th Grade I had a friend who had a really nice house. When I was in his house I heard a ding that sounded like an elevator. For that split second I thought "You are the richest person I'll ever know" (purely monetary, not spiritually or rich in friends or whatever) Then I found out it was the Dryer dinging that the laundry was done. But, even when I was in 8th grade I knew Rich=Elevator.

Summary:

Give me a break, I listened to this song like 15 times in a row today. It's great. Fast rap is back. This beat is intoxicating. Get used to it.

Fun Fact: I met Busta Rhymes when I was in 6th grade and had him sign a tshirt for me. I got rid of it 5 or so years ago when I lost faith that Busta Rhymes would ever be "someone" again. I just want to put this out on the internet, I'm sorry Busta. I should have never gave up.

Wheezy rankings: Sorry guys, I'm giving it 5 out of 5 wheezies.

My last thought is I hope the same fate awaits Mase that has been bestowed upon Busta Rhymes with his return to glory. Come back to us Mase. Are arms are open, and warm.