Tipsy-JKWON *WARNING AARON CARTER VIDEOS IN POST)

JKWON, WHERE DID YOU GO?!  Another tragic one hit wonder rap song, but still years later I can enjoy this little number.  I was reminded of it when I was doing karaoke and a girl picked this song to sing.  After proposing marriage to this karaoke girl, then kissing her on the forehead and telling her she is the best person alive, I decided I wanted to review this song. 

This song is a story.  A story about a night of partying, antics, drinking, and girls.  If you just read the lyrics, it paints a vivid picture of how you might see the night through Jkwon's eyes.  

"Now i'm lookin at shorty right in the eyes, 

Couple seconds passed now i'm lookin at her thighs, 

While she tellin me how much she hate her guy"

Oh, I think you know what it means when a girl is talkin about how much she hate her guy , Jkwon.  It means she wants to cry as she does sex things to you.  SUPER HOT.

It's a shame that Jkwon doesn't annunciate very well, because there are some pretty classy lyrics in this song!

"She smokin my blunt sayin she aint havin fun, 
bitch give it back now you don't get none"

Girl, you best learn yo manners.  If you complain, you don't get the blunt.  However, I'm not sure if this is innuendo.  I wouldn't put it past Jkwon to be skilled enough to make a sexual innuendo vague enough to make me question if it is, or isn't a sexual innuendo.  

"Bottom of the 9th in the series gotta score, 
If not i gotta move on to the next whore,"

I don't think you're allowed to move onto the next whore in baseball.  So I'd say that metaphor is halfway there.

"Homeboy trippin' he don't know I got a gun,"

If homeboy is trippin and he DOESN'T know you have a gun, imagine how much he's going to trip when he finds out you do have a gun.  

Now, this song has a hidden jewel in it that I didn't realize until just this week.  You know how he does the "1, here comes the 2, to the 3 to the 4"?  Well, he does that twice in each verse.  He will rhyme the following 5 to 6 lines with the last number said in that sequence.  So, if it was "1 here comes the 2 to the 3 to the 4"  he would rhyme everything after that with four.  (It reminded me of discovering something hidden in Lost!)  I thought it was pretty impressive!   However he does let it fall apart in the last 3 lines.  (Kind of like the last few seasons of Lost)  It was like basketball, 1 second left, down by 2 and you just made your shot at the 3 point line.  If it doesn't go in, looks like you'll have to move on to the next whore.

Total count of girls presumably banged throughout this song/house party: 4

Wheezy Rating:  3/5  A song just talking about getting tipsy seems like it wouldn't have any value, but there was much more to this song than meets the eye.  The storytelling seemed to trump most rap songs now a days, and the rhyme scheme though simple (I think we're taught to rhyme with numbers when we're 6) was clever and a fun thing to realize.  I took away a point due to him referencing his large bank account.  To recap,  you made one song, you talked about how much money you made in this song (which means while you were in the studio recording as a nobody, you rapped about your money) and proceeded to not have any other hits.  Automatic wheezy loss when new rappers discuss their finances in their first song.  Another wheezy was lost due to the insane similarities to Aaron Carter's -aarons party (come get it)

And, Jkwon, Aaron had other hits too......