Shots-LMFAO featuring Lil Jon

Name Drops: Patron, their own names

Shot name drops: Jager Bombs, Buttery Nipples, Lemon Drops, Jello Shots, 3 wise men

Themes: Taking shots, Alcoholism, Girls will do anything sexual for booze

Summary:  Ok, if you've listened to this song we both know there is not much to dissect.  The same 4 lines are repeated throughout the whole song basically.  A few things to stand out though.  They keep calling out, "All my alcoholics in the club!!"  Now, I'm not a trained professional on the matter, but think alcoholics are suppose to avoid alcoholic drinks.  Basically, Lil Jon and LMFAO become the biggest enablers in the history of sobriety.  Now, LMFAO take on the laid back "Let's get fucked up attitude" but half way through the song Lil Jon gets super pissed "IF YOU AIN'T GETTIN DRUNK GET THE FUCK OUT DA CLUB, IF YOU AINT TAKING SHOTS GET THE FUCK OUT DA CLUB"  Haven't you heard of a designated driver, Lil Jon?  Seriously, you'd think a guy that has had as many shots as you've made it seem would be either passed out, chilled out, or throwing aimless punches at the camera.

Now, a subject I'd like to highlight in this song, is how they make it seem that girls are SOOOOOO desperate to score some of that sweet liquor that they have.  They'll do ANYTHING just for a taste of that sweet Patron.  Well, news flash boys, we're not talking about cocaine, and it's not the prohibition.  They do not need to give you blow jobs to get a shot.  Chances are they have an high paying executive job and they're just trying to relax after a busy week.  

Line of the song: The ladies love us when we pour shots, they want excuses to suck our cocks.

-yes because prior to getting the shot, they had no excuse what so ever to do it.  They were about to resort to spilling mustard on your pants and offering to clean it up with her mouth.

Final Call:

The more I listened to this song, and the more I was writing, the more I hated this song.  It's not just for what they say, but that they say it only 4 different ways through out the whole song.  Oh, and by the way, all of those shots they listed are the girliest shots in the world.  I bet it was a close vote on including "blow jobs" as one of the shots named in the song.

1 out of 5 weezies.  It would get zero, but there is a certain hook to the song that if you turn off your brain you can kind of dance or something.